my town has been experiencing a huge drought and the first time it really rains in years this fucking happens
TIME TO GO
likewise if a guy can’t handle pubic hair, areola that don’t resemble the hershey kiss standard or (my favorite) a pussy that isn’t a “ziploc” slit, don’t fuck him. he’s a child and should be given g.i. joes and hugs till he’s a little older.
“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone
First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.
Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.
Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.”
Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes.
In conclusion, Hercules is one of my favorite and most watched Disney movies.
It is my favorite
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
makes me want to go camping so badly
not now boner